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(Contains: sexual themes)
life can be loaded with cruel little ironies sometimes
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:iconnevir-saedi:
Nevir-Saedi Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
I know this feeling. I flew 35 hours to meet my fiance in Indonesia, we only have 12 days together and I spent over a full day sick. Not violently ill, but just don't wanna do anything drained.. -_-
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Nevir-Saedi Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
Apparently I'm dense, since she mentioned the chicken I thought she got food poisoning. Guess I can't relate as well as I thought, though my fiance did ed up in this situation while I was there lol.
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MrSirk Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Well I guess life thought she was having it a little too easy. Curse you life!
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EqFAzrael Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Student General Artist
I am gonna make a joke, that I think most people wouldn't find funny, but at least she's wearing all red... :XD:
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SeptembersOblivion Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
xDDD
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:iconsuperveloz:
Superveloz Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
"batteries ain't that cheap" see what you did there e.e
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Red-Fire-Fox Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
I say the same thing every damn time
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:iconswoopmott:
Swoopmott Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I know that feeling, not personally. But the annoyance it can cause to ones sex life...yep...periods...
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kyoshira71 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Ohh...so that is where the title of the month comes into play.
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Livvia-Norsk-Goddess Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
OH DAMN! lawl
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orion-hunter Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Love the irony you put in Alan's and Chris' chat... hey, I like Alan even more, the amount of smart/snarky comments that pop up every now and the in his speeches could easily fill a book.

As for Lisa... well, it's probably the closest to what I feel every time I get these... life can be a b***h sometimes (not to mention that hormones are usually raging at this time of the month, so it's basically like being really hungry while on a diet) I can only sympathetize with you, Lisa Sweating a little... 

Ally will be disappointed (no real games for you, this time, Allycat) Meow :3 

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RedHeart200 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student General Artist
And this last panel is exactly how I feel every single timeRage , except with way more profanityCURSE YOU! , and creative ways for how I would like to kill everything...No, I disagree! 
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Tycaruss Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
Love this, all of it. on to the next strip!
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pittbull44 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
That outfit said elegant yet sexy. Well done.
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omar81 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
ummmm.........1 question...recently been viewing this and despite my principles on good old fashion sex I have to admit the story and visual effects have me riveted. ahem ........... well now that that's outta the way .my question is thay why the bouncer or bodyguard outside the ladies room is asking the manager or whomever if the showgirls are decent ............I mean come was there no nudity involved in that show ...........who cares what they show after that right !!!............minor point I know ....just wondering
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SailorRayearth Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
it comes down to privacy, I know it seems strange after what they did on stage, but that's what it is. 

For example, if I put on a bikini and go to a public beach/pool/lake, I'v given the world permission to see me that way, in that attire. However, if someone barges in on me in a bra and panties, when my door was shut, I cover myself because I never okayed being seen that way. I image its the same for those girls, regardless of what they did on stage. 

Besides, its good manners to ask anyway, regardless if you know they're comfortable or not.
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omar81 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013

I see , well I completely agree with the good manners , regardless of what is more popularly known that girls like the bad boy , reality showed me that they prefer the more subtle , polite , well-mannered type , you know respect being earned and all that.

but then comes another question why cant most women be open with that perspective instead of just teasing the man on how much the bad boy looks and does something cool, why be immature about it

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SailorRayearth Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
that I cant help you with. I've never been into "bad boys."
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omar81 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
your blowing my mind ,, thank you
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EterGrobie Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
This is what I think it is, isn't it. Bummer.
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Black-Datura Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
FORESHADOWING!!!!!! ANN AND ALAN!! SDALKFJHAKLSJGH
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yxxor Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
when you read it for a couple of times (like me) you start to pay attention to detail. And i must say well done well done
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doomy-kitteny Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
That is the worst thing in the world.
I'm glad it's so rare.
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Bronepsix Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
I see only STOP in green-black color
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Amiln Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
Hahaha... I hate when that happens.
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DuskMindAbyss Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
OK, you convinced me. I am going to quit college, and enter the BDSM business. :P
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serpent08n Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
speaking as a machinist and a welder I really want to get into alans' line of business
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Knotfever Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please don't make Alan have turned gay because of Marion!
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blackdragonflower Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Awwww... poor thing. And she looked sooooo goood too.
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Meleshira Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
HAD THAT HAPPEN!!!! UTTERLY SUCKS COMPLETELY!
Nice touch of real life, though.
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Kl4pp5tuhl Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Aunt Irma's monthly visit.
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rottny Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
Cruel joke: Why do women have period? Because they deserve it...

Of course I don't agree... :innocent:
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Larissa-Richelle Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugh, I HATE when that happens! Sooo annoying.
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Shierkhan Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
Yeah, but would you notice the subtlety of the feel of a small amount of blood if your brain is going warp ten in circles??
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LyricLairic Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
Yo, that's not really how any ladies I know realize they're on the rag. I at first thought she just had diarrhea or something until I read the word 'cramp.' Cramps usually come after you've already started to feel yourself leaking blood. Just for future accuracy! Anyway, great page! I really like the way you draw lips.
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PixelSafe Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The hell? I get cramps a week before I get my period lol. My period always falls on the full moon too. Oh hey full moon :(. It's very different for everyone though. For future reference you can't describe only one way of a woman getting her period as normal because I've seen some weird shit happen to women and it's normal for them. Some women actually get diarrhea along with their period or stomach aches so yeah...
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shiniez Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
you are aware its not the same for everyone?.i do ask my friendly neighbourhood...wife XD
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LyricLairic Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
I was just thinking and you're right, it's probably a confirmation bias. Though I've never heard of anyone mistaking period cramps for the cramps you get from eating something that's a bit off.

But I take back my comment anyway! My b! (;
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shiniez Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
i know what you mean about mistaking, we actually talked about that here XD and here is the justification for it, , yknow when you are so super excited about something that every fiber of your being is in overdrive and waiting seems infinite..... well mind can go into denial about anything that might mess up the expectation, thats why her first reaction was the mental denial type, and then less then a second later mental realisation....


yaay for self delusion XD
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LyricLairic Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
Hahaha I can dig it. Good explanation!
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Scorpion1813 Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Student General Artist
I was thinking "son of a bitch" just before I ready it!
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siaho Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
it's funny 'cause alan's friend is like me to a certain degree. i'm vanilla. i like vanilla. it's not just a comfort zone, it's a preference. even with the "right person" i just don't see myself changing drastically. with that said, i still love the comic. and i adore ally. and the tall shot of full body lisa? one of my favorites.
speaking of favorites, i favorite the comics before i even read them, i trust your quality so much lol
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shiniez Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
and thats how it is supposed to be, we dont like everything in life but one should atleast have an open enough mind to understand why people do like it :)
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PixelSafe Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's the best philosophical line I've read on deviantart and maybe the internet. If everyone knew that the world would be a much better place lol.
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:iconlingchan:
Lingchan Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
lol why do you have so many redheads in your comics? are you a redhead?
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:iconshiniez:
shiniez Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
nope.. but unless its a manga , we really dont have all that many haircolors to work with XD and i lik'em red XD
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RacMyCoon Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
More....BLONDES PLEASE >=D !!!!
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roachstar04 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD oh noOO! bahaha too true tho QoQ
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Napishtim-Chris Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother Nature's SAYING "HI!"
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Elixia-Dragmire Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
my god!!! i can related!! whhhhhhhhy!?
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